I hate monkeys. You can figure out why.

Freaky violent bastards, stealing my loo.

Avril Lavigne is hawt.
I'm with you. I love this song, I had no idea who it was or even who does it!

I really love this song. Music video is odd.



I wish I had my straight hair back, instead of this random stuff on my head. I wanna look like her! Heck, I wanna BE her!!!

She's amazing!

Before the 18th of December:


1. Finish colouring Front Cover design (about 1/2 done. Might scrap it in a year.)

2. Finish pages 8-10 and send pgs 1-10 to Jenn to update twice a week.

3. ZOMG I totally forgot to do the last two panels of the flash ad for FS!!!

After the 18th:

4. pages 11-15 (minimum) sketched and inked

5. Panda-thing for

6. @ least 7 character sketches for Kid Fiddle

7. Sketch (clean?) for dog portrait.


All this must be done before the end of december. After that I'll prolly have a new set of hecticity to attend to. Whee.

I'm so sick of this. Honestly!!!

Just because I am a tall, muscular girl does not make me one.

Just because I have never had a boyfriend does not either.

Nor does the fact that I and my best friend are so comfortable with each other that we sometimes act like it for shits and giggles.

Nor does the fact that I am just as comfortable taking the protective part in a friendship as the supportive one.

Nor does the fact that I AM FRIENDLY WITH GIRLS AS WELL AS GUYS!!!! I don't flirt with anyone. Or perhaps I flirt with everyone, but that's beside the point.

Just becuase I think certain women are beautiful and I'm not ashamed to say so,

DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!!!!! Or lesbinan, if you're my next-door-neighbor.

I like men. I am not a lesbian. END OF STORY.

If I was in denial, pretty much everyoe would know it from my art. Meaning that it would be nothing but boooobies!

Get over it, peoples!!!

Notice: NOW ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS

If you would like me to do a piece of artwork for you, I am now accepting commissions. Requests for digital or traditional artwork can be sent to: amberfalkner (at) gmail (dot) com. I'm crap at backgrounds, but if you want it, I'll try.

Artistic nudity is perfectly fine. I draw my figures anatomically correct, but I don't draw or paint porn. Hardcore, softcore (WTF?), heterosexual or homosexual or whatever else you can think of.

I will do:

1. Huge watercolors (they're really pretty big)

2. Page-sized watercolors.

3. Graphite (or charchoal, whichever) on paper.

4. Inked on paper.

5. Sketches.

6. Digital b/w.

7. Digital color.

8. Chibis.

9. Designs or tattoos, similar to [link] (I know it's rough. Cut me some slack here!) and [link] (copyright and avatar)

10. Celtic knots

11. Some more stuff that I haven't thougt of but you probably have.

Artwork will be done simplistically, realistically, stylized, or manga-fied, as per request. Supplies cannot cost more than the actual piece itself.

Comment or email me with a request, or just something you'd like to see me do, and we'll arrange something. My prices are, shall we say, modest, if existant.

Thanks!
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Commissions I've accepted:

Hampster Wheel Productions Logo for Finished!

Box design for 's card game. It's awesome. So
professional, I'm sweating bullets. Gonna be working on this for a while.

Gryphon w/ paws for my friend Nicole, (no devart account that I know of.)

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